What if god was one of us?

A few thoughts came to me about what would happen if god was merely an ordinary person. Would he accept queuing for public transport? I would like to think he would, he may learn the minor problems of the average human such as my issue with getting my student card out everytime i get on the unilink bus...its ridiculous but thats for a later blog.

Importantly would he be a pro ev man or FIFA? Im not going to speculate but i would like people to consider this and send answers on postcard to the usual address.

How old would he be? A friend of mine would like to think he would be 23 but i think he would want to be older and wiser...maybe 43, although being 23 is wonderful and at that age you also have lots of wisdom. He would look wise and distinguished but would have the ability to turn heads.

Would he know everything and gossip? I don't think he could help himself, he has a bank of knowledge on everyone so would find it impossible to keep stum when people annoy him, best bet to keep on the right side of him!!!

i hope that this rubbish give you an insight into how my mind works....very random!!!

Much love

Greg x

waggling and why rangers are the enemy

First of all....waggling is the technique used in Beijing Olympic for the x-box. it is a very specialised technique and only the best can succeed at this!!! I am one of these people and am proud to consider myself a top waggler.

Secondly...rangers are wrong....if you do not support rangers then not interaction should take place with them bar cheering opposition goals, this was much practised v sevilla. You should, unless a rangers fan, ever buy rangers clothing....specifically tracksuits. No matter how comfy the tracksuits are it is morally wrong.

That was brief but i will be updating soon.

greg x